24 Karat Don
24 Karat · The Don
$32.00
A gold-plated mob-boss "Don" bootleg that treats vanity and gold-everything obsession as the actual product — gilded statues, crown, and bling standing in for substance. Parody / satire. Not affiliated with, endorsed by, or sponsored by any real person.
Size: S
- 100% combed ringspun cotton (mostly)
- Printed on demand — typically ships in 2–7 days
- Unisex fit, true to size
- Machine wash cold. Tumble your expectations.
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