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Cray Z Tees
πŸ‘• Aggressively ridiculous apparel

Wear something absolutely ridiculous

Skibidi sharks in Nikes. Sigma grindset crocodiles. Bootleg world leaders dripping in gold. The tees your closet didn't ask for and your attention span can't handle.

Master Baiter
Nice Melons
Rocket Man
Sleepy Joe
Outlandish by designRidiculous on purpose100% cotton Β· 0% sensePrinted on demandShipped worldwideNo chill, everOutlandish by designRidiculous on purpose100% cotton Β· 0% sensePrinted on demandShipped worldwideNo chill, ever

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Designs that shouldn't exist

Every tee starts with the question 'should we?' and the answer is always a loud, irresponsible 'yes.'

Made only when you order

Printed on demand by our partner TapStitch. No warehouses full of disco velociraptors β€” we make it the moment you buy it.

Shipped worldwide

Your questionable fashion choices can now reach every continent. Antarctica included (penguins love the croc).

Printed when you orderZero chill apparelCertified unhingedWear the chaosLimited only by tasteDrip responsibly Β· or don'tPrinted when you orderZero chill apparelCertified unhingedWear the chaosLimited only by tasteDrip responsibly Β· or don't

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