The 4AM Shark

I don't sleep, I buffer

$31.00

Tralalero's three-Nike shark takes a 4am cold plunge in a flooded Walmart aisle, analytics rising off his dorsal fin. Sigma grindset fused with Italian AI lore. Rollback prices, maxxed rizz.

• ✦100% combed ringspun cotton (mostly)
• ✦Printed on demand — typically ships in 2–7 days
• ✦Unisex fit, true to size
• ✦Machine wash cold. Tumble your expectations.