Sleeptokmaxxer

I don't dream, I deploy

$30.00

A gigachad lies perfectly still as a +420% analytics chart moons over his chest. He monetized REM. The sleep paralysis demon takes 30%. Grind o'clock never sleeps, and neither does he (he is buffering).

• ✦100% combed ringspun cotton (mostly)
• ✦Printed on demand — typically ships in 2–7 days
• ✦Unisex fit, true to size
• ✦Machine wash cold. Tumble your expectations.