Sigma Capybara

He pays no tax, he collects it

$30.00

A capybara in tiny sunglasses calmly lifts one (1) French fry off your tray and radiates pure W rizz. He fears nothing. He files nothing. He is the Fanum tax made flesh.

• ✦100% combed ringspun cotton (mostly)
• ✦Printed on demand — typically ships in 2–7 days
• ✦Unisex fit, true to size
• ✦Machine wash cold. Tumble your expectations.