Shirtless Tsar

Shirtless Tsar · Compensating

$32.00

A washed-up strongman runs his personality cult like a faded '90s rap act — gold-plated nostalgia tour where the only thing bigger than the bling is the insecurity it's papering over. Parody / satire. Not affiliated with, endorsed by, or sponsored by any real person.

• ✦100% combed ringspun cotton (mostly)
• ✦Printed on demand — typically ships in 2–7 days
• ✦Unisex fit, true to size
• ✦Machine wash cold. Tumble your expectations.