
Brrr Powell
Money Printer · Go Brrr
$32.00
The Fed chair reborn as a bootleg-rap kingpin whose one platinum hit is slamming the money printer — making it rain hundreds while everyone's grocery bill quietly inflates. Satire of monetary policy. Parody / satire. Not affiliated with, endorsed by, or sponsored by any real person.
Size: S
- 100% combed ringspun cotton (mostly)
- Printed on demand — typically ships in 2–7 days
- Unisex fit, true to size
- Machine wash cold. Tumble your expectations.
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