
Crank Hub
Moonlight tuned · Yas Marina certified
$32.00
A bootleg JDM fever dream: a magical-girl senshi posts up on a track-spec blue coupe while a battleship looms and the racing stripes bleed into a neon sunset. Maximum horsepower, maximum drip, structurally zero chill — pure tuner-anime garage-wall energy. Parody / fan art. Not affiliated with, endorsed by, or sponsored by any car manufacturer or rights holder.
Size: S
- 100% combed ringspun cotton (mostly)
- Printed on demand — typically ships in 2–7 days
- Unisex fit, true to size
- Machine wash cold. Tumble your expectations.
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