
Ballerina Cappuccina
Pirouette però espresso
$30.00
A prima ballerina mid-twirl whose head is a full cappuccino, foam sloshing in every direction. Grace, caffeine, and zero structural integrity. Mamma mia.
Size: S
- 100% combed ringspun cotton (mostly)
- Printed on demand — typically ships in 2–7 days
- Unisex fit, true to size
- Machine wash cold. Tumble your expectations.
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